Sadly plenty of these glory stealing scum about these days
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Monday, 30 May 2011
Sunday, 29 May 2011
A Royal Marine Goes To Hell
A Royal Marine dies in combat and wakes up to find he is in hell. He's really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counsellor. He thinks to himself I know I lead a wild life but, Hell, I'm a Marine. We're expected to live wild lives. I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this. "
Looking up he sees that it is his turn to be processed into hell. With fear and heavy heart, he walks up to the counsellor.
Counsellor: What's the problem, you look depressed?
Marine: Well, what do you think? I'm in hell.
Counsellor: Hell's not so bad, We actually have a lot of fun. Do you like to drink?
Marine: Of course I do. I'm a Royal Marine.
Counsellor: Well then, you are going to love Mondays, On Mondays we drink up a storm. You can have whiskey, rum, tequila, beer, whatever you want and as much you want. We party all night long. You'll love Mondays. Do you smoke?
Marine: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Counsellor: You are going to love Tuesdays. Tuesday is smoke day. You get to smoke the finest cigars and best cigarettes available anywhere. And you smoke to your heart's desire without worrying about cancer because you are already dead! Is that great or what? You are going to love Tuesdays.
Do you like to fight?
Marine: Of course I do mate. I'm a Royal Marine!
Counsellor: You are going to love Wednesdays. That's Fighting Day. We challenge each other to fights to see who's the toughest in Hell. You don't have to worry about getting hurt or killed, because you're already dead.You are going to love Wednesdays. Do you gamble?
Marine: Show me a Marine who doesn't!
Counsellor: You are going to love Thursdays, Because we gamble all day and night. Black jack, craps, poker, slots, horse races, everything! you are going to love Thursdays. Are you gay?
Marine: Of course, not! I'm a Marine!
Counsellor: Oh (grimaces) , you're going to hate Fridays.
Saturday, 28 May 2011
Friday, 27 May 2011
Thursday, 26 May 2011
Parachute Regiment betrayed by Cameron
Thousands of paratroopers who have just returned from Afghanistan face a pay cut of as much as 10 per cent as the Ministry of Defence attempts to save more money. Army chiefs have decided to end a supplement paid to each member of the regiment for parachuting. It is worth more than £2,000 a year.
The MoD is struggling with an estimated £1 billion shortfall in its budget for the current financial year. Cutting the so-called Para Pay bonus will save more than £4 million a year. But it will be a significant blow to up to 4,000 soldiers just back from a gruelling tour of Helmand, many of whom take home little more than £1,000 a month. Read More HERE
Blue Labour and Cameron stabs our lads in the back once again , no money for our lads who are willing to lay down their lives for their Country but Billions for foreign aid to Countries that hate us and even harbour terrorists like Bin Laden. Out of touch and out of power at the next election only to replaced by the Red Labour party and so it goes on, with the only loser the British people and our Armed Forces, disgusting.
HT/ and more fabulous art work here at Spud Jock Milne
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
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